Due to the extremely inaccurate reporting on us and the media's seeming inability to fact check, people seem a bit confused about us and our Seder but we are here to put things straight. Corbyn brought the horseradish not the beetroot. https://t.co/QDxlg9KyRB
— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) April 6, 2018
you're at the seyder table
— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) April 4, 2018
you realise you've forgotten the maror
there's a knocking at the door
elijah? come early?
no, just the absolute goy busting in to save the day pic.twitter.com/5EK3YV3rK5
Our first entrant has selected the finest beets to honour the passage of the Jews out of slavery. pic.twitter.com/aE7iJxp94H
— Eleanor (@eleanorkpenny) April 4, 2018
Rav Geoffrey explained: When the Israelites crossed the Red Sea and reached the other side, Miriam and the women raised their beetroots in the air and shouted fuck capitalism pic.twitter.com/5I0HXRpuMY
— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) April 4, 2018
Genuinely disappointed no one is outraged that we say Next Year In Sheffield (which as we all know is the true Zion) instead of Jerusalem. Did they even read our Haggadah? pic.twitter.com/px4T42IkWe
— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) April 4, 2018
Despite what you may hear from Jonathan "virulent source of antisemitism" Arkush and others, we hate antisemitism. That's why we wrote this handy guide to help you criticise Israel WITHOUT being antisemitic! pic.twitter.com/TUvQEBrRoP
— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) April 4, 2018

